What’s going on there? Have you prepared your nerves for election campaigns? This is the time because some PR machines have been operating 24/7 trying to creating a new electorate. Here we have Ms. Tymoshenko. She shocked the web with her statement that the president of Ukraine is not going to hold the elections, instead, he wants… to initiate a great war. On following Russian propaganda and ignoring the war in the East – in reactions from DUMKA.

I will immediately ask you to take away children and people with a weak psyche from the monitors. This time Ylia Tymoshenko has decided to strike us not with cheesecakes but with repetitive theses that are constantly being broadcast by Russian TV. Here you are, welcome: “Poroshenko wants to initiate a great war,” “he wants everything to burn,” “we won’t let this happen”, and all this kind of things. Bravo, Ms. Yulia, somewhere on one of our “neighbors” channel, one Kiselyov is wiping his tears of happiness. However, there was also a video, but I care about you, my darlings. Desperate ones can find it without any problems on their own.

So, let’s go! Political expert Olesya Yakhno-Belkovska assured her readers that the thesis about Poroshenko who allegedly wants “other territories of Ukraine being captured,” is an echo of what is constantly transmitted through Russian TVs. In one word, the first pro-Russian candidate has been detected. Yulia-Yulia, with braided hair you had more luck. At least, you camouflaged better.

By the way, thanks to political consultant and ex-deputy Viktor Ukolov, honorably greet Ms. Tymoshenko and inform her that the war is actually going. What a surprise will it be for you, Ms. Yulia, when you find out that this war hasn’t started even yesterday. Never mind, with a new course everything will somehow be resolved, won’t it?

Serhiy Osnach, a member of the Expert Committee on the Distribution and Demonstration of Films under Derzhkino, also agreed that Ms. Tymoshenko, word for word, repeats Kremlin’s propaganda. Also, the expert added that there was no significant difference between Yulia Tymoshenko and “legitimate” (Yanukovych) from Rostov. Eh, dear PR executives of the new course’s author, you should have given everything away less transparent, because it may not work, God forbid.

Here, the ex-advisor to Prime Minister Volodymyr Tsybulko named Ms. Yulia Putin’s advocate that removes all responsibility for the war from Russia. And in case of Russian-terrorist offensive this advocate will bind the current president in terms of defense. By the way, Tsybulko also compared Tymoshenko to Lenin. Hopefully, it’s not worth looking for hints of new mausoleums.

Moreover, writer Andriy Kurkov suggested that Ms. Yuliya received a guarantee of escalation of hostilities in order to fight Petro Poroshenko. What a gift, what a president!

Well, aren’t you tired of this yet? I would have finished, but so many people have spoken and so many screenshots have been made that just to delete them will be a pity. Here, for example, a volunteer and journalist Myroslav Hai assured that Tymoshenko actually declared a new war on Ukraine. It was like, you won’t vote for me, you’ll have a war. Yulia-Yulia, look at the calendar and ask passers-by, the war in our country has been going on for a long time. Or you’ve decided to start a new one.

To read the words of the volunteer and activist Roman Donik, I advise reading if you have a strong sense of sarcasm. According to him, Poroshenko is ready to reach even the Ural ridge. What about you Ms. Yulia, raising your bids or quitting?

In order to dilute this holy anger, I have a small joke from journalist Mykhailo Tkach: He says, if you call Tymoshenko for a cooking show, she’ll show you how “Poroshenko prepares the beginning of a great war.” And then, continue at your own discretion, I can’t do all the work for you.

You may think, so many times they wrote something about the thesis of Russian propaganda, even the Goat himself said about it several times and where is evidence? Hah. I’ve just decided to leave the sweetest part for dessert. Volodymyr Ariev, the head of the Ukrainian delegation to the PACE, even solved this question for me by collecting a few screenshots. From them it’s clear whose words and messages are so actively repeating and distributing Yulia Tymoshenko. Enjoy it.

Reactions were collected, and “Poroshenko-bot” title was tried on by Stepan the Goat.

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