“We need to save time, we’ll spend one day here and move on. Our host is waiting for us in Brussels.” “I don’t give a shit about your host. We’re finally here in this goddamn Amsterdam. Am-ster-dam. Do you understand?…
Her hands are constantly fidgeting, they run away. It seems that if there is only one shadow of danger, these hands will scoop up bags, children and she will fly to hide. First husband. She had a major crush on…
Today’s Internet is crawling with critics of the proposed changes to Ukrainian orthography, so I will not dwell upon them. After all, how much time do we need to emphasize on the dullness of the situation when a winner’s head…
I stumbled upon the Wild Waste Gallery accidentally, when I was looking for the toys for my son at the flea market on the Greifswalder Street next to the eponymous station S-Bahny’s. This is abandoned territory, where former industrial warehouses…
However, I would now like to recall the combination of charisma and real professionalism, the famous wag, knowledgeable and professional weather forecaster from Belgium. His name was Armand Pien. He worked on television for 37 years and his forecasts had…
“Listen, Serhiy, I know that your head is heavy. But do try to pull it up from your desk and look at me, please.” “I guess, I can do without your algebra.” Actually, no one bothers me too much. Everyone…
When Maxim proposed to her, she said “yes” because… of windows facing south. Your reaction might be: “What? The windows facing south? You must be joking!!!!” And you will be right in a way. But…. The girl had grown up…
In front of me, I saw the words on the board: “Welcome home”. Three minutes earlier I got off the Skybus at the Kyiv railway station bus stop. The bus drove me from the airport Boryspil after a long fly Toronto-Kyiv.…
You might think she was a director, but you’re wrong. She was an ordinary cleaning lady. 30 years ago, somebody told her: “Ms. Maria, all this is yours, so keep everything in order here.” So she was keeping it, as…
But, in my opinion, this argument is deadly for other reasons, it is so stupid that it just kills. With the same success, you can say: the Martians do not like this. Or reptiloids. “What kind of reptiloids?” you may…